A Telegram bot that runs your life.

Personal, work and the household, kept properly apart. Todos, the calendar, reminders, the shopping list, recipes. You tell it things the way you'd text someone annoyingly on top of everything, and it works out where each one belongs.

Message Norte

200 ⭐ free for 30 days. No card, no form. Just /start.

Norte

finish the Van der Berg quote before thursday

✅ Work > Client: Van der Berg, due Thu 4 Sep, #7.

pick up the dry cleaning before friday

✅ Personal > Home, due Fri 5 Sep, #12.

buy milk and eggs

Both on the list. That's 6 things now, including the bread from Tuesday.

move the dentist to 4pm

Moved: Dentist, Thu 4 Sep 16:00–17:00, still on your Family calendar.

No dashboard. No app to install. You already have the chat open.

What it does

The short version.

Todos & shopping

Split across work, personal and family, each with its own categories. "buy milk" just goes on the list.

Calendar

Reads and writes Google Calendar. Move things around by just saying so, across calendars.

Reminders

Set for a time you name, or for whenever Home Assistant says you've walked in the door.

Home Assistant

Turn things on, check if a door's unlocked, all typed normally, no app switching.

Recipes

Paste a link and it reads off the ingredients. Or just dictate one on the spot.

Morning briefing

A short written picture of the day: what's overdue, what's booked, what's due.

Add a partner or a housemate and it stops being a personal assistant and becomes a household one: one shared list, one calendar, one cookbook, and a group chat that only ever sees family stuff. Your own work todos stay exactly as private as they were.

It also gives you the weather before you head out, remembers odd details about your life so you stop repeating yourself, can search the web when a question needs it, and always knows what your household has left to spend.

Works in English, Dutch and Spanish.

Pricing

One bill per household, not per person, in Telegram Stars, roughly what the AI call cost plus a few cents for whatever Norte actually did.

Trial

200 ⭐free

30 days, starts on /start.

250

250 ⭐/ 30 days

A handful of messages a day.

750

750 ⭐/ 30 days

Twice a light household's usual burn.

2000

2,000 ⭐/ 30 days

A bigger or chattier household.

Light use runs about 370 ⭐ a month, around $5.20 of Stars bought on the web, $7.40 bought in-app, same service either way. /balance shows the meter any time.